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Funny Dad Birthday Card – “Champion of Naps & Selective Hearing” | A5 Greeting Card with Blue Envelope

Funny Dad Birthday Card – “Champion of Naps & Selective Hearing” | A5 Greeting Card with Blue Envelope

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Celebrate Dad in the most accurate way possible – with a nap, a snack, and a whole lot of selective hearing! This hilarious A5 birthday card features a dozing dad in a recliner, remote and biscuit on hand, with the crown-worthy title:
“Champion of Surprise Naps and Selective Hearing”

Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just reminding him he’s #1 at doing absolutely nothing (in the best way).

🛋️ Card Features:

  • Size: A5 (approx. 148mm x 210mm)

  • Blank inside for your own message

  • Includes a blue envelope

  • Professionally printed on thick, high-quality card

  • Wrapped in cellophane and shipped in a rigid ‘Do Not Bend’ envelope


Perfect for:

  • Dad birthday card

  • Funny Father's Day card

  • Lazy dad card

  • Card from son or daughter

  • Couch potato humour

  • Relatable parent card

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